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China! I'm in China! Down a hole!

liuzhou — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:28:00 GMT

A Liuzhou local has raised the art of Falling Down Holes to previously undreamt of heights.

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Responsible Parenthood

liuzhou — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:50:00 GMT

I'm speechless

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Seeing Red

liuzhou — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:31:00 GMT

The drunks who run the place are going flat out for the total insanity record!

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Bedtime Bunkum

liuzhou — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:05:00 GMT

The local authorities are kindly offering us information on how to sleep.

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Tacky

liuzhou — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Over 6,000 years of culture and an artistic legacy second to none. The beauty of the ancient architecture such as the Forbidden City, the calligraphy, the literature, the Giant Buddha at Leshan, the Terracotta warriors... I could go on.

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Tackier

liuzhou — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:33:00 GMT

I had just finished posting the last entry when I came across this horrendous news. Now, I am seriously upset. But first, let me take you back.

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One Hundred Li Liujiang One Hundred Li Picture Gallery

liuzhou — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:02:00 GMT

One Hundred Li Liujiang One Hundred Li Picture Gallery

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What's In A Name?

liuzhou — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:09:00 GMT

Liuzhou City Civil Affairs Bureau have been scratching their collective heads and come up with names for some (relatively) new developments.

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Motor Meltdown

liuzhou — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Liuzhou's traffic system has gone from its usual condition of total chaos into complete meltdown.

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Falling Down Sideways

liuzhou — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Always keen to come up with variations on a theme, the good citizens of Liuzhou continue to devote themselves to the fine art of falling down holes

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Geez a Joab!

liuzhou — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:35:00 GMT

All over China, students are about to graduate from universities and colleges and seeking work. This is enormously difficult.

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Conclusions on the Wall

liuzhou — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:37:00 GMT

The neighbours are doing what the neighbours do best. They are making a lot of noise.

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Down in the Flood

liuzhou — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:35:00 GMT

As I may have pointed out before, it's been raining quite a lot. But don't worry, we're safe. All is well. The Party is looking after us.

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sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI

liuzhou — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:35:00 GMT

It's raining.

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Guardian Predicts Past - Updated

liuzhou — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:42:00 GMT

Only days after predicting the future, the Guardian has taken to predicting the past.

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How many roads must a man walk down?

liuzhou — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:42:00 GMT

Liuzhou Government have been polishing up their Chinglish and proudly announcing that Liuzhou has 20,862 m2 of pedestrian walkway.

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UN Recommended Nonsense

liuzhou — Thu, 01 May 2008 07:36:00 GMT

China does not have any direct equivalent to the UK’s Advertising Standards Agency or similar organisations in other countries. That is not to say that that there are no regulations. There are. For example, the more ridiculous advertisements on nati

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AIDS Kebabs 2

liuzhou — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:21:00 GMT

More than a month after China Mobile sent out an SMS warning people of AIDS / HIV laced kebabs (see here), the Xinjiang government have finally woken up after whatever banquet they were at and decided to issue a statement.

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I'm a prisoner. Let me in! Part 2

liuzhou — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:12:00 GMT

Last month, I mentioned the escaped prisoner who handed himself in after being on the run for 22 years. Here is a bit of an update, with more details.

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liuzhou — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Have I ever mentioned the utter idiocy which Liuzhou displays in allowing untrained, unlicenced, uninsured, unbrained idiots to charge up and down the roads, sidewalks, pavements, squares etc. on silent killing machines? Possibly, in passing.

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