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Bummer!

Wednesday, 9 September 2009 12:00 A GMT+08
He he!

No tutor tutoring

Monday, 24 August 2009 8:21 P GMT+08
In past years, school kids across China have been given the usual holidays - summer, spring festival etc. Then they were ordered to attend compulsory make up lessons, tutoring sessions etc., meaning they didn't get a break at all......

Beaten to death for using Internet - Updated

Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:47 A GMT+08
You've probably read this already, but I'm going to repeat the news that, in Nanning, a 15 or 16 year old boy has allegedly been beaten to death one day into a month long Internet Addiction cure.

Urgent Warning

Friday, 12 June 2009 7:56 P GMT+08
I am delighted to receive a personal email from the British Ambassador to China, Sir William Ehrman, KCMG, or as we usually refer to him, Pompous Prick.

8 on the bike and the little one said...

Tuesday, 28 April 2009 1:25 P GMT+08
I've mentioned before the multiple occupancy of motor cycles in China, but here is a new record doing the rounds of the Chinese internet.

Turned Off

Thursday, 2 April 2009 10:13 P GMT+08
Sunday morning, I got up. That was an achievement. Wandered into the home office and found that I couldn't connect to Liuzhou's wonderful internet service. "Your user name or password is not valid."

YouTube Down Up the Tube Again Again Up Up Revisited

Wednesday, 1 April 2009 10:24 A GMT+08
Apologies to people in China who can't access the videos on this blog.

It's Not Fare! #2

Monday, 2 March 2009 8:10 P GMT+08
The locals are complaining.

Peeping Tom Goes to Cops

Wednesday, 24 December 2008 2:07 P GMT+08
A Liuzhou Peeping Tom got more than he bargained for and had to resort to calling the police himself.

Ming Dynasty Swiss Watch

Tuesday, 16 December 2008 2:49 P GMT+08
I once met a young, otherwise sane Chinese chap who was utterly convinced that when explorers broke into Tutankhamen's tomb they found a fully functional colour television. He saw it on a documentary, he claimed.

Spiral Scratch

Saturday, 6 December 2008 1:10 P GMT+08
I commented before on the epic lack of taste of the local planners and, in particular, this nonsense whereby they seemed to have gathered together a team of drunken imbeciles to design a few tubes covered in sticky back plastic.

All Along the Watchtower

Friday, 5 December 2008 4:04 P GMT+08
When the local government decided to relocate from the city centre to the much criticised new luxury site on the east side of the river, they had to take all the best facilities with them.

Internutters

Tuesday, 25 November 2008 12:47 P GMT+08
We are used to the mind-numbing slowness of China’s internet connection, especially with overseas sites. We are used to having to use proxies to get round their silly blocking. Now we have to get used to something new.

Holy Mall - Updated

Sunday, 23 November 2008 1:11 P GMT+08
Well, they finally opened their underground shopping mall inches from the river which floods the city every year. It came on line today.

Asshole of the Year Award

Thursday, 20 November 2008 5:29 P GMT+08
I make absolutely no apology for yet again regaling you with non Liuzhou related content. Nor for for pointing you in the direction of yet another Danwei discovery.

Ho He Hao Ha Ha

Tuesday, 18 November 2008 6:29 P GMT+08
I have to point you in the direction of this story from Danwei. It has nothing at all to do with Liuzhou. In fact, it could hardly be much further away. But it had me crying with laughter.

Dark Star

Saturday, 1 November 2008 3:48 P GMT+08
Less than a month after its triumphant ceremonial unveiling (yawn), Liuzhou's Five Star statue has been decommisioned.

Suicide Kit

Sunday, 26 October 2008 4:20 P GMT+08
It is with deep regret that I have to confess that I am unable to illustrate this tale with my usual visual documentary aids, but ...

As Holes

Wednesday, 8 October 2008 4:44 P GMT+08
The locals have taken to poisoning each other.

China! I'm in China! Down a hole!

Monday, 1 September 2008 11:28 A GMT+08
A Liuzhou local has raised the art of Falling Down Holes to previously undreamt of heights.

Responsible Parenthood

Wednesday, 13 August 2008 12:50 P GMT+08
I'm speechless

Seeing Red

Saturday, 2 August 2008 1:31 P GMT+08
The drunks who run the place are going flat out for the total insanity record!

Bedtime Bunkum

Monday, 28 July 2008 3:05 P GMT+08
The local authorities are kindly offering us information on how to sleep.

Tacky

Wednesday, 23 July 2008 10:10 P GMT+08
Over 6,000 years of culture and an artistic legacy second to none. The beauty of the ancient architecture such as the Forbidden City, the calligraphy, the literature, the Giant Buddha at Leshan, the Terracotta warriors... I could go on.

Tackier

Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:51 A GMT+08
I had just finished posting the last entry when I came across this horrendous news. Now, I am seriously upset. But first, let me take you back.