I’m intrigued by a new set of signs which have appeared on my route home. They are very sensibly advising people not to drink and drive and to use the seat belts provided. And not a drop of Chinglish to be seen.

What gets me are the accompanying pictures. They seem to suggest that you should clean your steering wheel with alcohol and that monkeys should use seat belts while driving. Or does it mean ‘No Monkeys’?

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