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Random Photograph #11 - Red Trousers

liuzhou — Sat, 10 May 2008 09:36:00 GMT

Random Photograph No. 11 Eleventh in a series of pictures, taken in Liuzhou, which amuse me.

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Send in the Clowns - Again

liuzhou — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Not content in just having a bunch of clowns running the place, Liuzhou Government has announced that there will be a second International Clown Festival in Liuzhou from the 1st to 3rd of May.

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Fanta-stic Names

liuzhou — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:29:00 GMT

Chinese people?s names are endlessly interesting.

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Hot tips!

liuzhou — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:58:00 GMT

Out of pure generosity, I am going to pass on a couple of tips.

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Toothbrush Kettle

liuzhou — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:23:00 GMT

I was looking through the website of a kitchen equipment company earlier today. I'm thinking of buying an oven. I chanced on this bizarre contraption, whatever it is.

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The Worst Music Video in the World

liuzhou — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:46:00 GMT

China's military, The People's Liberation Army, the world's largest standing army, no doubt has some crack regiments somewhere, but the vast majority seem to be young kids, male and female, in uniforms obviously designed for their elder and larger si

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Wheelbarrow Etiquette

liuzhou — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:07:00 GMT

What do you do when you are carting around some household junk and, while crossing the road, spot a friendly looking card game going on in the shade of a tree?

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How to catch fish!

liuzhou — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:17:00 GMT

Only minutes after informing you that I had been mistaken in my duck acquisition techniques, I stumble across the awful truth that I’ve also been catching my fish incorrectly, too!

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Liuzhou Roast Duck

liuzhou — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:47:00 GMT

There are many favourite local duck recipes and dishes. Beer duck is a local favourite, for example. And duck hotpot is popular in the winter. I have even been known to make the occasional duck dish myself.

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"They're planting stories in the press"

liuzhou — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:43:00 GMT

I'm delighted to discover that Liuzhou is spending its money wisely. I live just off one of the major thoroughfares of the city and, over the last few months, the locals have been digging up the road and then remaking it.

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Large Scale Bowel Relief

liuzhou — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Bowel relief in Chongqing.

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Hole in one!

liuzhou — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:41:00 GMT

As regular readers know, the good people of Liuzhou do not lack ingenuity.

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God's Communist Coffee

liuzhou — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Product naming and packing design is a complicated art.

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Ring Them Bells

liuzhou — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:18:00 GMT

You have to be quick to keep up with the social trends round Liuzhou. The locals take up new hobbies and pastimes almost every week. After the 'falling down holes' and 'setting things on fire' crazes of recent months, they have a new one.

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Flying Chinamen

liuzhou — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:32:00 GMT

According to my local newspaper, the lads in the Liuzhou branch of the People’s Liberation Army are learning some new skills. There seems to be a shortage of aircraft at the moment, so instead they are learning to fly under their own power.

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The game is the same - it's just up on a different level

liuzhou — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:53:00 GMT

About a year ago, it was claimed that the Chinese invented golf! I had forgotten about this until last night when a young Chinese friend claimed that not only golf, but football (soccer), basketball and disco dancing were all also Chinese inventions.

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Been shooting craps and gambling, momma, and I done got broke

liuzhou — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:37:00 GMT

It seems that Liuzhou people don't only like to fall down wells and other holes, jump off bridges etc., but have also taken up falling off cliffs.

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Maternal Grandmother's Fluttering Fragrant Bones

liuzhou — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:38:00 GMT

Sometimes, I get hungry. For many years, I would wander into restaurants and point at random Chinese characters on the menu and wait to see what turned up. Usually it was edible, sometimes delicious. Some things, I still don't know what they were (an

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Attention!

liuzhou — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:20:00 GMT

Attention!

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Where the Queen goes for Karaoke?

liuzhou — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:34:00 GMT

It is astonishing the things you see while walking around Liuzhou. Yesterday, I passed this karaoke establishment.

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